We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Inscribed Pythagorus

from icanhasmatheatre! The Archive. by icanhasmath

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

  • Three CD Booklet Set!!! And unlimited access to the Archive!
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    All of our Albums! Calculus: The Musical! C-Sections and Log: A Rhythm. Each with an attractive full color booklet. Loved by cats everywhere, possibly by dogs and aardvarks, we don't have the data to make those claims. Buy them now as one convenient bundle, includes digital access to all of our albums including Be Rational, and any future works.

    Includes unlimited streaming of icanhasmatheatre! The Archive. via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Sold Out

  • Full Digital Discography

    Get all 5 icanhasmath releases available on Bandcamp and save 55%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of icanhasmatheatre! The Archive., Calculus: The Musical! 3rd Edition., Log: A Rhythm, Be Rational, and C-Sections. , and , .

    Purchasable with gift card

      $11.70 USD or more (55% OFF)

     

lyrics

Equation of the circle is a minor adaptation,
The hypotenuse the radius,
the legs will give you y and x,
and stationary is a point,
the center of the circle,
just two shift transformations,
from the origin to anywhere you’re there.

Inscribed Pythagoras, he’s looking at you, and you must,
Acknowledge him. Appease him. If you’re lucky you will please him,
If you don’t he’ll bring you to a world of hyperbolic grieving,
from which you will never ever go. Though you are always leaving.

The focal lengths, the axes, semi-major, semi-minor,
are related to the theorem and there’s no fair theorem finer,
For Ellipses semi-major is the longest of the trio.
The focal length is greatest when pertaining to Hyperbolas...you see....

Inscribed Pythagoras, he’s looking at you, and you must,
Acknowledge him. Appease him. If you’re lucky you will please him,
If you don’t he’ll bring you to a world of hyperbolic grieving,
From which you will never ever go, though you are always leaving.

credits

from icanhasmatheatre! The Archive., released August 28, 2014

license

tags

about

icanhasmath Minneapolis, Minnesota

contact / help

Contact icanhasmath

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this track or account

If you like icanhasmath, you may also like: