icanhasmath: icanhasmatheatre! The Archive.
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6. I Believe in a Power Rule!
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<p>This is a parody of "I Believe in a Thing Called Love"
<br>
Original Song by : Justin Hawkins, Dan Hawkins, Ed Graham, Frankie Poullain</p>Mon, 16 Jan 2017 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/i-believe-in-a-power-rule2017-01-16T12:00:00Z15. Poker Trace
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<p>This is a parody of Poker Face original melody by Stefani Germanotta and Nadir Khayat.</p>Mon, 16 Jan 2017 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/poker-trace2017-01-16T12:00:00Z1. The Royal Society
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<p>This is a parody of Royals, original melody by Lorde and Joel Little.</p>Mon, 16 Jan 2017 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/the-royal-society2017-01-16T12:00:00Z50. Synthetic Division
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<p>Synthetic Division is a simple method for dividing polynomials.</p>Sun, 23 Oct 2016 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/synthetic-division2016-10-23T12:00:00Z51. Complete The Square!
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<p>Complete The Square!
<br>
<br>
This is a song about how to derive the quadratic formula.</p>Fri, 12 Jun 2015 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/complete-the-square2015-06-12T12:00:00Z54. Asymptote
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<p><i>We’re closer everyday,
<br>
and yet so far away.
<br>
<br>
I feel the space between,
<br>
a barrier unseen.
<br>
<br>
But I…But I…But I found out something ‘bout you!
<br>
<br>
You say it’s meant to be,
<br>
yet stand there so distantly.
<br>
<br>
You say you love me more,
<br>
I’m not so very sure.
<br>
<br>
‘Cause I…‘Cause I…‘Cause I found out something ‘bout you!
<br>
You’re an Asymptote!
<br>
You tease me and you’ll never quit the game.
<br>
You’re an Asymptote!
<br>
And your behavior’s driving me insane!
<br>
<br>
Maybe at the end of time,
<br>
I will finally know your touch,
<br>
and I’m sure it is sublime,
<br>
but I’m limiting this crush.
<br>
<br>
So remove yourself from m...</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/asymptote-22014-08-28T12:00:00Z55. Rash Analysis
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<p><i>Factor Top and Factor bottom,
<br>
Look for zeroes on the top!
<br>
Downstairs zeroes are restricted,
<br>
Continuity will stop.
<br>
<br>
Factor Top and Factor bottom,
<br>
Cancelation may occur.
<br>
Holes appear from points removed!
<br>
But cancelling builds character.
<br>
<br>
The limits at infinity are where you’ll find,
<br>
The horizontal asymptotes, but keep in mind:
<br>
<br>
It’s possible to cross an asymptotic guide,
<br>
Specifically the ones found lying on their side.
<br>
<br>
To find the limits at infinity,
<br>
just isolate the highest order terms:
<br>
<br>
One term on top and one on bottom,
<br>
Cancel common factors of them:
<br>
If no x is ...</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/rash-analysis-22014-08-28T12:00:00Z56. The Ideal
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<p><i>Robert Boyle packing clothes.
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Suitcase bulging at the seams.
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An attempt to make it close:
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Apply the pressure liberally.
<br>
And it seems the idea transferred,
<br>
Raise the pressure, drop the volume.
<br>
But the ideal is unanswered,
<br>
Maybe somewhere it is out there.
<br>
<br>
Guillaume Amontons,
<br>
Boiling water in a pot.
<br>
Heavy lid popping up,
<br>
Water vapor getting hot.
<br>
And it seems the idea transferred,
<br>
Hotter gas has higher pressure!
<br>
But the ideal is unanswered,
<br>
Maybe someone else will get there?
<br>
<br>
Jacques Charles out in the cold!
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Snowpants! He is shivering.
<br>
Red balloon on a string,
<br>
Gradually is...</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/the-ideal-22014-08-28T12:00:00Z59. 6.283 (Tau)
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<p><i>A tower rises from the ground,
<br>
a spire shining light.
<br>
Who strolls its proud perimeter?
<br>
Sir Cumference the knight.
<br>
<br>
As he circles he'll recite:
<br>
Cheers to constant Tau.
<br>
Six point two eight three...
<br>
<br>
Half the tower square is circled in brown hair.
<br>
Be wary of this area because there hides a bear.
<br>
To tower square we go, to see the spheres on show.
<br>
Four times around their surface wound as crust over mantle.
<br>
<br>
Cheers to constant Tau.
<br>
Six point two eight three...
<br>
<br>
Two thirds of the tower cubes control the singing spheres.
<br>
How integral their volume is to anyone who hears.
<br>
<br>
Take it...</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/6283-tau2014-08-28T12:00:00Z52. Be Rational
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<p><i>Though there will always be more,
<br>
the set of rationals is small,
<br>
Infinity is big you thought
<br>
but Cantor says it’s Aleph naught!
<br>
<br>
Top and bottom,
<br>
if you got’em,
<br>
you’re my cup of tea!
<br>
<br>
Some go on forever
<br>
with no reason so bizarre!
<br>
Don’t append IR!
<br>
Just be rational.
<br>
<br>
πs and es, and sines and bees,
<br>
I just can’t comprehend,
<br>
No need to transcend!
<br>
Just be Rational!
<br>
<br>
To Be Rational
<br>
you gotta be A over B
<br>
where B is any integer
<br>
except for Zero:
<br>
<br>
The Exception King.
<br>
<br>
Radicals aren’t radical,
<br>
Unless they terminate.
<br>
Please don’t be Irate,
<br>
Just be Rational
<br>
<br>
Five fourths? ...</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/be-rational-22014-08-28T12:00:00Z53. Defining Undefined
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<p><i>It’s so rational and reasonable
<br>
you’ll never ever please ‘em all
<br>
descending to the deepest
<br>
and then falling from the sky.
<br>
<br>
Like a shovel beam insisting,
<br>
there is really no resisting,
<br>
it’s dividing into nothing
<br>
lowest low and highest high.
<br>
<br>
It is not for me, Continuity!
<br>
Continuity, it is not for me!
<br>
<br>
Rising up from deep depression
<br>
the increase will always lessen,
<br>
'til each day seems less and less
<br>
unpleasant from the days of past.
<br>
<br>
Always upward you are ranging
<br>
though it seems that nothing’s changing
<br>
and the strangest of the strange thing
<br>
is the place you’ll never pass.
<br>
...</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/defining-undefined-22014-08-28T12:00:00Z22. Darcsine
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<p><i>Tables are turned. Inverted world.
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Change will arrive when you derive.
<br>
Arcsin implied, now you divide
<br>
by the cosine on both sides.
<br>
<br>
Bait and switch the institution.
<br>
Calibrate the substitution.
<br>
<br>
One over the square root of one
<br>
minus x squared and you’re mine.
<br>
d arcsine - change in arcsine.
<br>
<br>
Now you've arrived limitless style,
<br>
but you're confined, change is a smile.
<br>
Two crocodiles, say what you mean,
<br>
infinite heights touch one between.
<br>
<br>
You and i in love for ages,
<br>
can you tell me how it changes?
<br>
<br>
One over the square root of one
<br>
minus x squared and you’re mine.
<br>
d arcsin...</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/darcsine-22014-08-28T12:00:00Z23. Darcsecant
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<p><i>x in the box in the basement.
<br>
x in the box in the basement.
<br>
<br>
I put an x in the box in the basement.
<br>
it was next to a root the encasement.
<br>
of the difference, o’ the displacement.
<br>
x squared minus one scared,
<br>
‘cause there’s someone upstairs,
<br>
but her vision’s impaired!
<br>
and i’m absolutely certain
<br>
that there’s spray paint on the crate!
<br>
desecrate - desiccant - she can’t see!
<br>
can’t you d - d - x arc secant next
<br>
to the x in the box in the basement.</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/darcsecant-22014-08-28T12:00:00Z24. Darctangent
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<p><i>One over one plus x squared.
<br>
One over one plus x squared.
<br>
One over one plus x squared.
<br>
That’s the rate of change of arctangent.</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/darctangent-22014-08-28T12:00:00Z16. MAXIMA & mininma
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<p><i>For Maxima and minima
<br>
just take derivitinima!
<br>
Happiness, now just assess
<br>
the zero, zero, zero, zero!
<br>
<br>
Don’t forget you must inspect
<br>
the endpoints as they are suspect!
<br>
Find the values of our function,
<br>
look for Highs and Lows!
<br>
<br>
Local Maxima are on an Interval,
<br>
Local Minima are on an Interval!
<br>
<br>
Global Maxima aren’t on an Interval,
<br>
Global Minima aren’t on an Interval!
<br>
-terval! -terval! -terval!
<br>
<br>
Saddle, Peak and Trough and
<br>
Saddle, Peak and Trough and
<br>
Saddle, Peak and Trough and
<br>
Peak and Trough and
<br>
Peak and Trough and
<br>
Saddle, Peak and Trough and
<br>
Saddle, Peak and Trough and...</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/maxima-mininma2014-08-28T12:00:00Z17. Under the Curve
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<p><i>Area under the curve f of x is
<br>
equal to the antidrivative of
<br>
f of x dx. It is fundamental
<br>
Geometry and Analysis tied.
<br>
<br>
Integral from A to B;
<br>
Anti-derivatae.
<br>
<br>
Take the val-ue at B sub
<br>
-tract the val-ue at A.
<br>
<br>
Under the curve I found,
<br>
some Area.
<br>
<br>
Under the curve I found,
<br>
some Area.</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/under-the-curve-22014-08-28T12:00:00Z18. Without Riemann
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<p><i>"G. F. B. Riemann: No gimmicks."
<br>
<br>
To find the whole area under the curve,
<br>
under the curve, under the curve...
<br>
To find the whole area under the curve,
<br>
under the curve, under the curve...
<br>
<br>
Interval:
<br>
A to B.
<br>
f of x.
<br>
Stay with me:
<br>
f of x,
<br>
f of x,
<br>
f of x,
<br>
f of x,
<br>
f of x,
<br>
f of x,
<br>
f of x....
<br>
<br>
I’ve a curve at all angles, I’m using rectangles,
<br>
to find area so…I use slices, 1 to n.
<br>
Well if you want slices this is what I’ll tell ya,
<br>
each little width is B minus A over...</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/without-riemann-22014-08-28T12:00:00Z19. Physics Extravaganza
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<p><i>Position is the place you are
<br>
at any given time you see.
<br>
<br>
The instantaneous rate of change
<br>
of that is the velocity.
<br>
<br>
Which is direction and the speed
<br>
two parts of information.
<br>
<br>
Its instantaneous rate of change
<br>
is called acceleration.
<br>
<br>
The total distance traveled
<br>
is by no means an atrocity,
<br>
the integral of absolute value of the velocity!
<br>
<br>
Another point of interest know
<br>
the integral of force is work.
<br>
<br>
Accelerations rate of change is
<br>
surge or lurch or jolt, or jerk!
<br>
<br>
Accelerations rate of change is
<br>
surge or lurch or jolt, or jerk!
<br>
<br>
Accelerations rate of change is
<br>
surg...</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/physics-extravaganza2014-08-28T12:00:00Z20. L'Hopital (I Have Calculus in The Heart)
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<p><i>L’Hôpital
<br>
Every now and then I get a little
<br>
bit of trouble when I’m taking a limit.
<br>
<br>
L’Hôpital
<br>
Every now and then I get a zero
<br>
for the numerator and the denominator.
<br>
<br>
L’Hôpital
<br>
Every now and then I get a limit
<br>
that’s confusing in some kind of indeterminate form.
<br>
<br>
L’Hôpital
<br>
Every now and then I get a little
<br>
bit terrified but then I think of all your advice.
<br>
<br>
L’Hôpital
<br>
Guillaume François Antoine Marquis de L’Hôpital
<br>
Guillaume François Antoine Marquis de L’Hôp!
<br>
<br>
So we take the rate of change,
<br>
of the top and of the bottom.
<br>
We don’t need to rearrange.
<br>
We’re just go-ing to ...</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/lhopital-i-have-calculus-in-the-heart-22014-08-28T12:00:00Z21. The Ballad of Taylor & Maclurin
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<p><i>“A function can become a sweet series,”
<br>
said Taylor as he stepped into the breeze.
<br>
“From term zero to term infinity,
<br>
you’ll find out every term so easily:
<br>
<br>
Evaluate the nth derivative at ‘a’,
<br>
Times ‘x’ minus ‘a’ to the nth power,
<br>
Over n factorial.”
<br>
<br>
Then Maclurin said, “Hello. I’d prefer it if the ‘a’ was just zero.”
<br>
<br>
It is the essence of simplicity
<br>
factorials and powers: 0, 1, 2, 3, ...
<br>
<br>
Expansion of the series is the key
<br>
relating sine, the cosine, i and e...
<br>
<br>
Evaluate the nth derivative at ‘a’,
<br>
Times ‘x’ minus ‘a’ to the nth power,
<br>
Over n factorial.”...</i></p>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0000http://icanhasmath.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-taylor-maclurin2014-08-28T12:00:00Z3602017-01-16T12:00:00Z