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Though there will always be more,
the set of rationals is small,
Infinity is big you thought
but Cantor says it’s Aleph naught!

Top and bottom,
if you got’em,
you’re my cup of tea!

Some go on forever
with no reason so bizarre!
Don’t append IR!
Just be rational.

πs and es, and sines and bees,
I just can’t comprehend,
No need to transcend!
Just be Rational!

To Be Rational
you gotta be A over B
where B is any integer
except for Zero:

The Exception King.

Radicals aren’t radical,
Unless they terminate.
Please don’t be Irate,
Just be Rational

Five fourths? Quite right.
Phi? If I were ossified!

To Be Rational
you gotta be A over B
where B is any integer
except for Zero:

The Exception King.

Dreamers, Schemers,
Darting is one moment to the next,
Don’t be so complex,
Just Be Rational!

So wear your boots
and end your roots,
at least make them repeat!

Keep it nice and neat,
keep it rational!

Just be Rational.

So fashionable.

Belts look good on you.

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from icanhasmatheatre! The Archive., released August 28, 2014

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