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This song is from the 2019 tour of Calculus: The Musical!
It is a fight between Leibniz and Newton over the derivative formula and notation.

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LEIBNIZ:
Got a curve f of x.
Think I’ll take two points,
distance in between is called h.
Gonna drop the distance down to zero,
Subtract, divide and take the limit.

Ooh woo, ooo ooo, f of x plus h now,
Ooo ooo ooo, minus f of x now,
Got it over h as h drops to nil.

Ooh woo, oo oo f of x plus h now,
Ooo oo oo minus f of x now,
Got it over h as h drops to nil.

NEWTON:
Calculate the Change you need.
Slice of time but maybe slimmer.
Multiply the rate with slivers.
It’s not meant for trolling thieves.
And I’m gonna call it Y DOT!

LEIBNIZ:
Ooh woo oo, dy over dx now,
Is the better way to write the d’rivative now.
Could’ve had your say, but you’re too lay-zay!

ISAAC:
Fair!

Ooh ooo, sayin' 'fluxion' is slick now.
I came up with that in 1666, now.

LEIBNIZ:
Differential's clutch,
Feelin' jealous much?

BOTH:
Ooh woo, ooo ooo, f of x plus h now,
Ooo ooo ooo, minus f of x now,
Got it over h as h drops to nil.

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from icanhasmatheatre! The Archive., track released April 27, 2019
Words: Sadie Bowman, Marc Gutman
Vocals: Sadie Bowman, Marc Gutman
Production: Marc Gutman, Joe McMorrow

Parody of: 'Feel it Still' as performed by 'Portugal. The Man.'
Songwriters: Robert Bateman, Zachary Scott Carothers, Freddie Gorman, John Baldwin Gourley, John Hill, Brian Holland, Eric Andrew, Howk Kyle O'Quin, Jason Wade Sechrist, Asa Taccone

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