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This is a parody of Poker Face original melody by Stefani Germanotta and Nadir Khayat.

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I want to know whatever- increase or decrease.
Just take the first derivative and say with me:
- I love it!

Positive or negative means slope is up or down.
And zero shows you where a critical point can be found.

O - zero-o-o zero-o-o-o-o...a critical point. A critical point.
O - zero-o-o zero-o-o-o-o...a critical point. A critical point.

Do it once, do it twice and then you'll know where my graph's concave!
- Second d'rivative will tell you.
Plus a smile. Minus frown, so you will know where my graph's concave.
- Concave up, or concave down down down.

Second derivative- o inflection point!
Second derivative- o inflection point!

I can tell you if you're addled - it's a saddle.
Curvy trouble - zero doubled.
Critical point, intersection
with my point inflection
just like a change in entropy-
no going back, no way to turn about
it's critical - critical.
Check this curve- analytical.

Do it once, do it twice and then you'll know where my graph's concave!
- Second d'rivative will tell you.
Plus a smile. Minus frown, so you will know where my graph's concave.
- Concave up, or concave down down down.

Second derivative- o inflection point!
Second derivative- o inflection point!

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from Calculus: The Musical! 3rd Edition., track released January 16, 2017
Lyrics: Marc Gutman
Vocals: Sadie Bowman

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